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One or the other has probably already experienced that not every toast goes down well everywhere. At a company party, you should bring a different toast than when celebrating after winning football. That's why you'll get the perfect toasts here so you don't look stupid. These funny toasts are perfect for your drinking games but also for any other occasion. You just have to choose the right one. Most people are familiar with them, but it's always nice to hear one of them:
Better a belly from drinking than a hump from working.
Some days life can only be endured in a drunken state.
From the cradle to the grave, drunk is the real deal.
The little man's sunshine is fucking and getting drunk.
Alcohol may not be the answer, but at least you forget the question.
Alcohol, you noble spirit, how many times you knock me down, you knock me down ten more times, I get up and drink again. Bottom up!
Alcohol makes the pear hollow, but there is more room for alcohol.
A dog and a pig got married. The result of the happy round, we are drunken bastards.
Dear moon, you have a hard time, you have every reason to complain. You're only full twelve times a year, I'm full every day.
If you like love and unity, you can drink a little.
Giving instead of thinking.
We sit here at the round table and drink until he's square again.
Sport is murder, only fuel keeps you fit.
It hurts my heart so much when I see the bottom of the glass.
Delirium, delarium, full as an aquarium.
Everything is transitory, only thirst remains for life.
If you are full, lie down, after sleeping drink again.
I'm shy when I'm sober, but I'm great when I'm full!
Where my liver used to be is now a minibar.
Once the reputation is ruined, it drinks itself unashamedly.
If you like love and unity, you can drink a little
Everything is transitory, only thirst remains for life.
As a kid I blushed at every opportunity, now I blush at every opportunity.
Better to be in the darkest bar than the brightest work.
To alcohol, the origin and solution of all problems!
Man's greatest enemy is and always will be alcohol. But the Bible says, "You shall also love your friends."
Dear moon, you have a hard time, you have every reason to complain. You're only full twelve times a year, I'm full every day.
From the middle to the tit to the sack, bang, bang!
Caipi Beck's and Jägermeister are our spirits.
I only drink alcohol on days that end with "g". And Wednesdays.
If you start drinking in the morning, you won't be able to walk in the evening!
Are you blind after throwing up? The headwind was too strong!
Where drinking is an honor, puking can't be a shame!
Once the reputation is ruined, it's completely unabashed to drink
Hops and malt, down your throat!
It hurts my heart so much when I see the bottom of the glass.
Don't chatter for long, head back!
Some days life can only be endured in a drunken state.
You can never drink too much, but you never drink enough!(Gotthold Ephraim Lessing)
Alcohol shortens life by half, but you see everything twice.
Yesterday I stopped drinking, today I'm celebrating my comeback!
You can never get enough of funny toasts with beer. Whether for a beer hike with the handcart, for the Oktoberfest, the bachelor party or just when you go partying. You always have a laugh on your side:
Wine on beer, I advise you! Beer on wine, let it be!
Whoever sows hops will reap beer.Wolf Dietrich
I'm tired, go to rest, cover my beer belly. Father let the cat be mine, don't be so cruel tomorrow. Please give me thirst again, everything else is sausage to me.
A beer in the morning and the day is yours!
The head hurts. Feet stink. High time to drink a beer.
Beer is delicious, beer is great, I like being full!
Water also becomes a fine drop if you mix it with malt and hops.
Anyone who gives away beer will be hanged!
Cosiness is felt where beer, thirst and humor are combined.
Make beer cold is also cook anyway.
Hops and malt, down your throat!
I'm sitting here drinking beer and I'd love to be with you. Strong longing, strong hope, can't come, I'm drunk.
Get me a bottle of beer, otherwise I'll paint here!Gerhard Schröder
Hops and malt are lost there!
Beer is delicious, beer is great, I would always like to be full.
A pilsner fits between the liver and spleen.
A beer always fits between the liver and the kidneys.
Don't let yourself be squandered, raise your tankard!
When my hands touch your neck tenderly and my lips feel your opening. Then I know you belong to me. Oh you beloved bottle of beer!
The clever man believes me. He doesn't talk and drinks his beer.
"The first beer quenches your thirst.
A second cheers me up.
After three everything is sausage to me,
so I just keep drinking."
A pure, fresh barley juice gives courage and muscle strength.
Liquid bread makes cheeks red!
If the farmer milks his bull, the idiot drank too much beer.
Beer doesn't solve problems, but neither does water.
There's no beer in heaven, so we drink it here.
But wine drinkers shouldn’t miss out either! Anyone who has been to a wine festival at one time or another knows that alcohol flows in large quantities there too. One or the other funny toast is certainly not out of place here:
Wine on beer, I advise you! Beer on wine, let it be!
When birthday joy beckons, you can have a drink. In wine there is truth, custom tells us, so stick to it and do it too!
In wine lies truth, joy and comfort. So fill your glasses, then we'll say: Cheers!
We can be deprived of many things and not desire this or anything. But there will be few men who hate women and wine.
The good Lord did not want the noble grape juice to spoil. That's why he not only gave us the vines, but also our thirst.
Vonum bonum deorum donum. (Latin "A good Vienna is a gift from the gods.")
Anyone who drinks should be of a pure heart, wine is not to be joked about.
Whoever wants to find the truth in wine must not give up immediately after the first glass.
Water makes you wise, wine makes you happy, so drink them both to be both.
The water is the strength of the ox, man drinks wine and barley juice. So I toast with beer and wine, who wants to be an ox.
If you take your drops every day, your heart will always beat cheerfully, you will be like wine in old age, always desired and cheerful.
Water makes wise, wine makes merry. That's why we drink both to be both.
Where vines grow, with heartfelt drive, so my thoughts, love everything here.
Whoever drinks wine sleeps well. Those who sleep well do not sin and those who do not sin are saved. So whoever drinks wine becomes blessed.
Whoever despises you, noble wine, is not worthy of being human.
How beautifully the world is reflected in the wine, whoever thinks and thinks will never understand it. Bottles unsealed and hearts unbridled and spirits winged to heavenly heights.
Happy holidays and beautiful days, a wine from the best location.
We must all be drunk! youth is drunkenness without wine; When old age drinks itself back to youth, it is a wonderful virtue.
The wine keeps nothing secret.
"In vino veritas." (Latin: "There is truth in wine.")
Life is too short to drink bad wine.
"Whoever doesn't love wine, women and song will remain a fool all his life."(Martin Luther)
"Life is too short to drink bad wine. Cheers!"(Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
And then there are those who sit comfortably with their drink and only offer a toast when it comes to a round of schnapps. So knock him out:
"Eat what is ready, drink what is clear, speak what is true."(Martin Luther)
Juices have 12 vitamins. What's that? Jägermeister has 56 herbs!
There is strength in stillness, but the schnapps is in the chest.
Gaps in memory are the main prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.
If the farmer sways on the trekker, the schnapps was delicious again.
A schnapps in the morning drives away sorrow and worry.
We drink liquor, we drink wine
while sitting, standing and lying down.
And once we are angels
then we drink on the fly.
God invented wine, God invented beer, but we made schnapps.
Korn, beer, schnapps and wine belong in the liver.
Mother-in-law comes into the house.
And she slips on the hallway.
then immediately turns back,
that's worth a schnapps!
Nobody can refuse a schnapps in honor.
Caipi, Becks and Jägermeister - these are our spirits.
Schnapps, you noble spark of the gods,
Rascals from Elysium.
Down with you, you scoundrel!
Down into your Tuskulum.
These particularly short toasts can be seen as an alternative to the typical "cheers":
"Cheers"
"Cheers"
"Sante"
"Ex and hop, in the head!"
"salute"
"Skal"
"bottom up"
"To your health!"
"Don't chat for long, head back."
"So young, we'll never get back together."
"To you guys!"
"Break the shit!"
"Don't let yourself be squandered, raise your tankard!"
"Thirst comes with drinking."
"Everyone has to believe in something. I think I'll have another one!"
"Come on, never give up!"
"Prostate!"
"Cheers you sacks! Cheers you sacks!"
"On the women! Zack! Zack! Zack!"
"In this sense, off to the gutter!"
"Other languages, other customs": Anyone who likes to have a drink on vacation or would like to score points with their foreign-language friends can also start the next round with Spanish, Russian, Italian, etc. toasts:
English toasts:
"Lift 'em high and drain 'em dry to the guy who says, "My turn to buy."
("Raise glasses and drain them) to the guy who says "It's my turn to pay")
"May we get what we want, may we get what we need, but may we never get what we deserve." ("May we get what we want, may we get what we need, may we never get what we deserve.")
"Here's to those who wish us well; all the rest can go to hell." ("This is for those who wish us well. The rest can go to hell.")
"Up to my lips and over my gums. Look out guts, here she comes."("Up to my lips and over my gums. Watch the guts, here she comes."
"Bottoms up, tops down. Wear a smile, not a frown."("Bottom up, top down. Wear a smile, no frown.")
Irish toasts (directly translated):
"If God had wanted us all to drink just water, He wouldn't have been 97% so oversalted."
"There are two things a Highlander likes naked and one of them is malt whiskey."
"One glass is fabulous, two is too many, and three is not enough."
Russian toasts:
"Well sdarovee"(To your health!)
"Well wstretchu!"(To the get-together!)
"Sa prekrasnyh dam!" (To the beautiful women!)
"Mezhdu pervoj i vtoroj promechutok ne bol'schoj" (You can't stand on one leg)
"Sa sbytschu metscht!"(May your wishes come true!)
"Well, pozoschok!"(Good journey home!)
"Vechnaya pamjat'!"(Eternal memory!)
Italian toasts:
Cin Cin
salute
A chi ci vuole male (To those who are mean to us)
Spanish toasts:
"chin chin"
"Arriba, abajo, al centro y pa' dentro."(Up, down, to the middle and then in with it.)
"Salud, dinero y amor"(Health, Money and Love)
"Salut i força al canut"(health and wealth)
"Estiro al brazo, stiro el codo y me le tomo todo."(I stretch my arm, I stretch my elbow, and then I dump it all in.)
"Un brindis por la vida!"(A toast to health and love!)
"Lo que la cerviza ha unido que no lo separate el agua."(What beer has united cannot be separated by water.)
Several generations and a wide variety of people usually meet for a birthday. Here you should possibly not recite the biggest "roarers" of toasts. But we have also picked out the perfect toasts for your next birthday:
I give you the greatest gift by thinking of you with every sip. Cheers and all the best.
You should live 100 years, we want to raise a glass to that. Farewell, farewell, best stay full.
Fully drunk we raise a glass to you. Another year and you're less fresh.
When birthday joy beckons, you can also have a drink. In the wine there is truth, says the custom, so stick to it and do it too!
The years pass, the wine matures, oh, every day could be a birthday.
Let the full glasses ring, give a cheer to your friend. Fill the glasses again, drink to your friend's health!
Even if the birthday hands are shaking, a schnapps calms them down endlessly. You have ten fingers, so drink and then blissfully sink into intoxication.
Let's happily raise our glasses, our jubilee shall live. Carefree and full of pleasure, that's possible, no, a must!
Raise the glass and drink to your health now, what else do you want to do at 70...?
Let's happily raise a glass, our jubilee should live - carefree and full of enjoyment - that's possible, no, it's a must!Lisl Guthoff
The holiday should make you happy, that's why we're all here. Raise a glass to health, to you, my friend, a beer.
I think the greatest thing about a party is when you really enjoy it.Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Cheers - so that everyone grabs a beer while our jubilarian matures for another year.
To the birthday boy, glass in hand. A big move, cheers to each other!
We should open the door to cheerfulness whenever it arises, because it never comes at the wrong time. Arthur Schopenhauer
We raise the glass and drink to you and do us good - certainly
The years go by, the wine matures, oh, every day could be a birthday.
Fully drunk we raise the glass to you. Another year and you're less fresh.
I give you the greatest gift - by thinking of you with every sip! Cheers and all the best.